fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

fart in a mitten by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

fart jockey 

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

fart jockey by Kris March 14, 2004

fart before the poop 

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first

that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop

fart before the poop by Anonymous February 21, 2003

fart bubble biter 

Someone who bites your fart bubbles cut loose under water to get them full strength.

"You're so pervo I bet you're a fart bubble biter!!!!"

fart bubble biter by TTMC October 2, 2008

Fart Brain 

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"

Fart Brain by deadestfish May 3, 2009

Fart Sex 

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.

Let's go have some stinky Fart Sex

Fart Sex by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

Fart Phantom 

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

Fart Phantom by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007