faggy dump

A delicate or pretty bowel movement, often left in public or in a secret place in a friend's home.

"How was dinner last night with the Johnsons?"

"It was going great until Bob left a faggy dump in our closet."

by Bloke G October 14, 2009

hate dump

the accumulation of anger at persons or situations, where for social or other reasons it is made inexpressible and then the complete unmitigated transference to someone who is not a real person like a scene kid.

Fred took a hate dump on the passive aggressive douche, finally relieving his emotional constipation.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010

Slow Dump

1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!

I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!

by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010

Corporate Dump

Taking a dump that last so long it's like your holding a meeting.

Man Jimmy has been in there for an hour!!! I think he's taking a corporate dump...

by MimicZ December 16, 2010

super dump

Climbing to the top of the stall in a public restroom and stradling the stall walls positioning your rectum 5 feet above the toilet, then pooping.

Super dump: I super dumped McDonald's yesterday.

by Contherad December 9, 2013

mississippi dump truck

After a large meal, fellacio is performed until climax. During ejaculation, the ejaculator plunges his member deep into the throat of the "fellator" until the gag reflex is triggered. The resulting slurry of vomit and jizz is caught in a bucket, and a turkey baster is employed to collect a sample from said bucket. The turkey baster is inserted into the anus of the party who correctly guesses heads or tails in a coin toss (best two out of three can be used if desired) and the puke/jizz mixture is used as an enema. The recipient of the enema then deposits his charge onto the chest of his partner, whereupon.... the couple fuck. Going out for ice cream afterwards is optional, as is calling one's mother to apologize for being a difficult teenager and not remembering her birthday.

Have you ever heard of a "mississippi dump truck"? Well.....

by Aunt jimiema April 28, 2014

Public Dump

The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.

I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!

by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014