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douchebagged 

When someone pulls a move that would earn them the title "Douchebag", one is said to have douchebagged, i.e. if one were to horribly misspell a word online or walk into something in public.
John: What are you doing friday night?
Bertha: Im rniung a ramhthaon.
John: Wow, you just douchebagged.

Joey and Mike are walking through the mall, and Joey sees a gorgeous woman, and, whilst staring at her, accidentally trips over an ornamental pillar base and face-plants in front of dozens of people. Mike then says, "Whoa, you douchebagged big time, man!"
douchebagged by jodere March 6, 2007
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Douchebaggery 

The act of being up to no good, usually in a douchebag kind of way.
Dude, he is up to so much Douchebaggery.
Douchebaggery by Dog Fijs February 8, 2010
Somebody that wears Ed Hardy or wears sunglasses inside!
Dino: Is that guy wearing sunglasses? We are inside!

Vargas: Wow! What a douchebag!
Douchebag by G-reg319 April 2, 2011

douchebait 

A comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
Almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. Take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.

I criticized some parents for using their child's image as a profile pic on Facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.

douchebagfucker 

a word that was discovered in an everyday normal game of scrabble, between 3 students...its a long story...it can be used to describe almost any emotion.
u stub you're toe and instead of yelling"FUCK" you can yell "DOUCHEBAGFUCKER". it helps get ur anger out, and frankly, its fun 2 say;]

ur walking down the hall wat at school and u see someone u dont like, u suddely cough slipping the word "douchebagfucker" out. so instead of tripping them or something gat like that, try the douchebagfucker thing.¢¾
douchebagfucker by M@D$ May 21, 2008
People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.
Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.
douchebag by J ster April 9, 2006

egotistical douchebag 

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.
you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard