crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 6, 2019

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

Crumbsnatcher

Crumb snatcher is somebody who's always taking your seconds your leftovers. Someone who is waiting for you to leave them the bag after I smoke session. a jealous person who hates on you for your accomplishments butt is taking credit trying to steal your ideas and hard work for their own gain.

That bitch near me is a crumbsnatcher , watch out girl hide your bag.

by Ishiestthing July 24, 2019

Crumb

a person who is uneducated or just stupid, or does something stupid,

"That's Geneva you crumb."

by basiccupcake August 13, 2019

Crumpy

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining

i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.

by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

crumbazumbled

To be "crumbazumbled" means to be ashamed of what your bois did to your fake bitch that broke your heart because you didn't give her a good description on why she was "cute".

crumbazumbled also means you just got done fucking 2 minecraft virgins that were on their period while they were saying "sksksk" on the bed.

Hey Jimmy, I am crumbazumbled right now. Were you part of this Jimmy. I hope not cuz i knoe you know about to catch these hands.

I'm crumbazumbled, I think I might have aids.

by Lexvantez October 14, 2019