crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

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Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

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Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"

She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat

by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017

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Crack wrench

Chiefys main weapon he will pull up on you with a crack wrench and a ratchet

Like a plumber got my crack wrench and a ratchet

by gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu October 2, 2019

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Back crack

When a person is so fat that their butt crack extends up the middle of their back.

In my yoga class today, the new guy showed a serious case of back crack during several of the poses

by 3episodesofLITB July 24, 2018

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Mountain Dew, Monster, or any other high-sugar caffeinated soft drink to which white males aged 15-35 become addicted while listening intently and crying softly to the songs of Nickelback and Linkin Park.

Popular in suburban America but can be found elsewhere.

Trevor: “Yo Kyle’s put on a lot of weight since the summer started.”
Mikey: “Yeah bro, his girlfriend dumped him so he’s been playing cod and hitting that Nickelback crack.”

by daltonjfk September 1, 2019

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