Condoms

Tight/ sick/ someone did or said something radically.

*mike finger flips tech deck Evan: yo that was condoms!

by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 3, 2023

condominium

what we've all thought of the first time we've ever read that one other word...

Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute

by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023

Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025

condomlenses

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!

my condomlenses

by _huney_ June 15, 2025

Condomscend

To belittle, emasculate, insult, or talk down to someone while providing them a condom or in regards to their use, or non-use, of condoms. Also: condomscension, condomscending

On the bar was a fishbowl of free condoms with a condomscending handwritten sign that said "Idiots shouldn't breed".

If you want your boyfriend to stop showing off and pressuring you for sex just to show off in front of his buddies, next time just tell him, "Yes." Then condomscend him in front of them by adding, "...but let's get the small ones this time so they don't fall off. I am not trying to have another *small* pregnancy scare, again..."

The original condomscension was roman graffiti under the bust of an unlocked senator. It read " His tata debet extraxerunt." Or "His daddy should have pulled out".

by Nice501s September 20, 2025

condominium

An euphemism for condom

I always carry a few 'condominiums' in my wallet—better safe than sorry when the night gets interesting!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025