by hellisbeingawake November 8, 2015
Get the Cold Cosbymug. Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011
Get the Cold Air Fartmug. When you take a long piece of feces that you have made and freeze it, later shoving it up your partner's nose, then shoving it in your partner's vagina causing it to melt into diarrhea which is then soaked up with rice and put into the blender and made into a smoothie, then the partners throw the smoothie up in each others' anuses.
by WaffleOnAKite June 20, 2013
Get the Mississippi Cold Pocketmug. 
When you had a continuous booty call and you stopped fucking that person for a while to get in someone elses pants, but then you call back (re-open) your booty call that has since gone cold to get some much needed action you been missin.
Jones: "Man I been havin some serious desert dick for a couple months now, Im dry, I gotta open up a cold case file."
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
Kieth: Yeah? which case you gonna open? not that whore you were slammin on the regular couple months back right? you know that bitch is a stage five clinger!
by Drew Dubz May 17, 2008
Get the cold case filemug. by Tmennie41 August 20, 2016
Get the Balls ass coldmug. A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.
by SovietRyan November 16, 2014
Get the Ass-Clenching Coldmug.