cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

National slime clankers day

National slime clankers day is celebrated on March 1st every year and 10 billion b-1 battle clankers spawn to be killed

Look at this clanker

Don't slime me out meatbaaa-!

Sorry it's National slime clankers day

by Lord skywalker February 26, 2026

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Cat The Cancer

Thou one whom all shall soon know...

Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.

- Cat The Cancer

by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025

Pubic lung cancer

When you roll someone's pubes up in a cigarette, blow the smoke into an aerosol can and use it as deodorant.

"My mate got pubic lung cancer, he smells like balls."

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025