baby chode 

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

baby chode by babyzuk April 1, 2009

snow chode 

an idiot on a ski resort with no idea what there doing, yet still insists on going to the top and wiping everyone out on there way down.

there goes another snow chode

snow chode by bikerdude2k February 3, 2010

Douche my Chode 

A ceremonial cleansing of the chode. Also pronounced (duece my choh, in foreign countries).

Bro: Yo I copped dem fresh new kicks. So much swag.
Antibro:Those are joog I finna buy those now.
Bro: Unchill! Douche my chode man, douche my chode...I'm gonna drown my sorrows with some natty ice.

Douche my Chode by grandpaeater2 October 9, 2010

angry chode 

When someone, who is angry they have a Chode, deliberately gets AIDS and starts having sex with every single person possible.

Kyle Perskoski was the first person to ever successfully spread the angry chode, which went to 417 women and 42 men.

angry chode by chode gang-shelbychristianwill November 1, 2011

Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

Ranga Chode by PornPatty July 26, 2018

chinese chode 

A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.

Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"

chinese chode by Ackismack January 1, 2018

A Chode To Spring 

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

A Chode To Spring by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021