Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018

Birthday Surprise

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018

Birthday Cock

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018

Birthday

Drinking home alone, getting drunk and then calling over your gay friends and getting naked.

I have to go to a birthday arty today.

by Omosa December 18, 2018

Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

Birthday blessings

To be thankful for the love shown, great friends, and friendly reminders that people care.

I’m grateful for the birthday blessings I was bestowed and the loved one close I hold dear.

by Titus dyfilid February 25, 2019