An extremly fat and ugly person, if one shall come in contact with a Brandon Blegan they will always run in the opposite direction if they can escape from his lard.
by The Dozer556 May 14, 2010
by DDIES-PRINCESS March 01, 2022
Brandon is the type of guy that will make you nervous no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the most beautiful person. His eyes are so beautiful and easily to fall in love with. He’s such a loyal person that will always put you first if he cares about you. He will love you like no other and will go out of his way to make you feel special. He has a great heart and good personality. He’s sweet and loving. A very respectful man that will always protect who he loves. His presence will always bring joy and happiness. Beyond lucky to have a person like Brandon.
by luv.u-mp <3 November 25, 2021
Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 04, 2021
Your such a Brandon Dyer
by James bhhbakneabhdbbz January 04, 2017
A tall boy that is a loner, nerd, and Rubik's Cube lover. He likes to be home alone, hang out with his amazing siblings, and Learn about NASA. He also loves his "amazing" long curly brown hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018