big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

by Joe. Smith March 11, 2006

St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

by TheGuamian July 25, 2019

Mike Honcho

Patchy bearded,scrawny faced,peach fuzz

She missed a few spot whilst shaving drunk her JJ looked like a Mike Honcho...

by Loggerdogger April 24, 2020

hott mike

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

by kelly April 18, 2005

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

by Herbington March 01, 2016

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 April 30, 2016

Biker Boy Mike

A somewhat denigrating nickname bestowed upon Mike Pence due to his weirdly absurd appearance in Iowa today on a growling Harley, designed to attempt to counteract his previously mild mannered persona verging on nonexistence.

Oh look, all decked out in black leather and looking sinfully tan and sexy, here comes Biker Boy Mike on his powerful motorbike!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 08, 2023