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Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon is a simp
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon Chong

The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants
by Kouch_Potato7 February 25, 2024
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brandon

brandon is a bitch
brandon stfu your a bitch that’s why you dated Sophia
by crhis_p_bacon November 20, 2023
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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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Brandon Rosales

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.
by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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Brandon

hi im Brandon
hi im Brandon
by peachy_maiko January 1, 2022
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