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Brandon

Canny camp nd that
You know brandon.

He is canny camp and that
by Duxh November 22, 2021
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The most unfunny piece of shit you'll ever meet. Brandon is the worst fucking person you will ever meet and if you name your kid this, you should be ashamed of your existence.
Guy 1: "Bro is that Brandon?"
Guy 2: "I hope he gets hit by a bus."
by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021
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Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
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Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
by Big duck monster November 21, 2021
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Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!
by reqizy November 21, 2021
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An attempted derogatory term used by FOX NEWS and it's cult followers. It's actual meaning is: A winner; winning the popular vote; winning the electoral college; the winner of the Presidency of the United States of America.
Brandon is our president.
by onecoolpa November 2, 2021
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