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C.T.W.

C.T.W. is an acronym for the term "Certified Time Waster." Commonly used in many businesses to discretely identify a customer or any person that is at an establishment or place of business with only the intention to waste your time by talking out of their ass and usually have no idea what they are even talking about. Commonly used at places such as car dealerships, electronics stores, even restaurants and hotels. In addition, the term "King CTW" may be used to describe someone that is the king of this ill-minded profession, a repeat customer that is there, yet again to do nothing but waste your time without the intent or means to buy anything at all.
"That guy is a C.T.W., don't even bother going over there."

"Heads up! C.T.W. on the lot!"

"Man this guy is the King CTW, he just wasted an hour of my time for absolutely nothing, telling me about some lady named Carol that fed her husband to some tigers."
by kingctw March 30, 2020
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C-19 Death Panel

The public decision making body that that is unofficial and largely invisible that decides strategies that spread or stop the spread of C-19 and specially who gets treated for C-19 and who does not. The C-19 Death Panels can be comprised of different types of people in all levels of gov and private sector but not limited to public heath or medical experts. In some cases it is politicians and some cases business owners or religious leaders.

C-19 Death Panel decisions range from Politicians and Public Health Agencies deciding on strategies to prevent the spread of C-19, Public Health Agencies and Medical Administrators planning (or lack there of) to assure medical people do (or don't) have proper PPE, medical equipment, hospital capacity to heal patients or to protect even to protect patients with our without it from C-19. And there are some on the panels that make individual decisions on which medical people get adequate PPE (to protect them and/or patients), who gets tests and tested, and who gets treated for C-19, especially when there is limited capacity for prevention or care.
Criteria used by the C-19 Death Panels can be well thought out and based on data and analysis by public heath and medical professions or made on the fly by politicians or their advisers that are trained in financial and economics and whatever else they think is relevant.
The greatest innovation of the C-19 Death Panel is that it not only makes decisions on who gets treatment like other medical death panels but it is largely responsible for who and how a person gets exposed to the disease that can kill the future patient. In a lot of cases there is more than one C-19 Death Panel acting, often with completely different logic and counter strategies. Some prioritizing the economy over your grand parents and some your grand parents over the economy.

It should be noted that the C-19 Death Panels can develop strategies that create enough people with the C-19 illness to overwhelm not only everyone's medical care and medical insurance rates.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
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C Noz

A form of Nozza, for the best only. The kid is the coolest kid you will ever meet, and he has a big peen.
Wow your cock is huge, are you called C Noz
by kingsmenC April 23, 2020
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c/ab

Stands for Cadet Airman Basic, the first grade in AFJROTC, AFROTC, and Civil Air Patrol.
by Med343 May 2, 2020
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C.T.H

C.T.H means Cock Throbbing Hours
Hey that girl is fine af its officially C.T.H 😈
by Mount Brown October 2, 2020
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C.O.C.

An acronym for the mobile game Clash Of Clans. Can also refer to ones in-game base in Clash of Clans.
Ex 1: Bro wanna grind on some C.O.C. today?

Ex 2: My C.O.C. doesn't have enough elixir, can you donate some?

Ex 3: These barbarians are ripping apart my C.O.C.!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
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c’won

You absolute fucking c’won
Jim is a c’won
by SomeBody Com geter October 19, 2020
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