C.T.W. is an acronym for the term "Certified Time Waster." Commonly used in many businesses to discretely identify a customer or any person that is at an establishment or place of business with only the intention to waste your time by talking out of their ass and usually have no idea what they are even talking about. Commonly used at places such as car dealerships, electronics stores, even restaurants and hotels. In addition, the term "King CTW" may be used to describe someone that is the king of this ill-minded profession, a repeat customer that is there, yet again to do nothing but waste your time without the intent or means to buy anything at all.
"That guy is a C.T.W., don't even bother going over there."
"Heads up! C.T.W. on the lot!"
"Man this guy is the King CTW, he just wasted an hour of my time for absolutely nothing, telling me about some lady named Carol that fed her husband to some tigers."
"Heads up! C.T.W. on the lot!"
"Man this guy is the King CTW, he just wasted an hour of my time for absolutely nothing, telling me about some lady named Carol that fed her husband to some tigers."
by kingctw March 30, 2020
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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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Twitch has officially banned the word Simp. I proposed we make an synonym with an acronym with their own name. That way we can continue to have our freedom of speech and not be silenced for stating facts. Only a true simp would be "offended" by the word Simp aka a T.W.I.T.C.H
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When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.
Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.
Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
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when girls don’t know how to label something
Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”
Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”
Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”
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