Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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Girl: So, you're still going to "Detroit Catholic Central"?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
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Girl: So, you're still going to Catholic Central?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Yeah, my brother loves it. He’s all about the "brotherhood."
Girl: Oh, the "brotherhood"? You mean the cult where they make you wear matching polos and chant like zombies?
Detroit Catholic Central boy: Pretty much. I’ll probably get a secret handshake and a lifetime supply of guilt.
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Carmel catholic cheer team members look like a bunch of mini trumps in a sparkly costume doing summersaults who can’t stop talking
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic cheer team mug.Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
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