bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.
"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."
by FermentedOJ December 02, 2020
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Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe March 01, 2018
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Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."
by F4ilwin March 24, 2016
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Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.
Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
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Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
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bed rotting

When you just stay in bed for days without showering, minimal eating and usually ignoring everyone. just laying in bed and thinking about how your day is wasting away.
bed rotting is not the same as having a lazy day
by acrolynd April 10, 2024
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