Johnny Slaughter

Wife material, the typa guy u want to marry

Oh god you're such a Johnny Slaughter. .

by johnnysleftasscheen June 7, 2025

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Johnny Nashville

When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.

The only stall was occupied during our tour so I pulled a Johnny Nashville and rolled out.

by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025

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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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Johnny Sasquatch

When you pull one or both balls out of a girls asshole and you leave her on the sidewalk and the cops catch you walking into the trees

Yo! I pulled a Johnny Sasquatch on Alice last night. In other new I'm due in courth next week.

by dukasuk November 18, 2025

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1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.

My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.

by Chaos223 April 6, 2024

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