banana fortune

Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)

His banana fortune is so hot.

by yung dagger VJJ October 10, 2017

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

Banana Biscuit

When you put a banana in a vagina until it melts. Then lays it on a biscuit like butter and eat it

My girlfriend made me eat her Banana Biscuit

by Duke Lightning September 3, 2016

banana slam

banana slam (or smash) is a regular slam but with a huge banana

"lemme banana slam you"

by diarrhea360 March 6, 2017

Vanilla banana

MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA

Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid

by Chapped111111111-11111111 January 7, 2019

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018