McDonalds

1: "hey dude wanna go to McDonalds???"

2: "yessss im gunna burn my fat walking there and then gain three times the amount I burned at mcdonalds!! Then I will grow a 2ft wide tumor, call it jimmy!! then I'll buy it a hat and eat more mcdonalds and make my tumor even fatter! yay"

1: "wat?"

by Hidendra_ August 8, 2008

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McDowell Early College

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010

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McDonalds

Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

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McDonalds

Employer of many many phillipinos.
Supplier of means to obtain Ricer mobile

by spanky July 30, 2003

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McDate Rape

When you order a McDouble and a McChicken from McDonalds, and combine the two for the most delicious experience of your life. You will feel like dying not long afterwards.

Guy 1: "Dude, where's Jeff?"
Guy 2: "He ate a McDate Rape and is now shitting his brains out."

by McSpode August 21, 2009

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