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McDate Rape 

When you order a McDouble and a McChicken from McDonalds, and combine the two for the most delicious experience of your life. You will feel like dying not long afterwards.
Guy 1: "Dude, where's Jeff?"
Guy 2: "He ate a McDate Rape and is now shitting his brains out."
McDate Rape by McSpode August 21, 2009

International McDate Line 

The magical time of the wee hours when a 24-hour McDonald's switches from dinner to breakfast.

Usually at 3am, the IML provides the perfect opportunity for one hell of a fast-food run. Some 24-hour joints actually close down for a brief period (10-15 minutes) to actually switch to breakfast. This makes 2:55 the ideal time to roll up to the drive-thru.

To take advantage of the International McDate Line, you must order at least one item from the menu that cannot be purchased during breakfast*. You will be handed your food at almost exactly 3am, giving you 10-15 minutes to enjoy your gourmet meal. After polishing off the leftover condiments from your Big Mac box, roll on up and order 4 sausage mcmuffins. That's about 55,000 calories in a half-hour, but only 27,500 for each day.

*If you're on the bejesus belt, it must be at least one value meal
Eugene: What'd you do last night, lad?

Patrick: Larry and I were up late, so we cruised on over to hit both sides of the International McDate Line.

Eugene: The International McWhatBoy?

Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When someone daddy hacks a no doubt homerun in the great sport of baseball
That man just hit a mctater
mctater by firebot943 November 6, 2019
someone who is always hating on mcdonalds-like the people who loved super size me.
Dude, dont eat at Mcdonalds, its greasy and gross.
Dude, STFU, Dont be a Mchater.
mchater by Saxy Man7 February 6, 2008

Alan McDade 

Alan McDade was the third man on the Moon, only the older generation really remembers this. So to be described as an Alan McDade suggests you'll be very successful, possibly orbit the earth, but the next generation will not know your name.
Father: You'll go far if you try hard my son, you may well be as successful as Alan McDade.

Son: Who?!?
Alan McDade by adam candle May 19, 2006
A female that isn't ugly but isn't cute either. You would hit, but wouldn't date.
Guy 1 = Look at her bro.
Guy 2 = Aww man she a McDane.
Guy 3 = I'd hit that though.
Guy 4 = Yeah she's hit and quit kind of girl.
McDane by KillerChronic7 September 30, 2011