Hurricane Hammer

When she is sitting on your face and pulls her tampon out and hammers it on your forehead.

It was my first night with Emily and she hurricane hammered me.

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

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Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

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Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

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Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

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A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004

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The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.

1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.

by JD4thebest October 25, 2012

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