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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Ozuna's Girlfriend

Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.

In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.

Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.
I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time
by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024
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Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
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Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!😁
Boy1.” When will I get a girlfriend?”
Boy2.”never cuz ur are a loser
by Urmum!😌 December 11, 2021
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Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
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supportive girlfriend

Me
by Your mom’s mom’s mom February 28, 2023
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