duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo

I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

Man strives for Deus Purus, or pure God: an ultimate bliss nothingness once provided with three criteria– (1)harmonic (2)satisfaction of the highest quality (3)within the largest quantity of time. Deus Purus is both created and destroyed by stimulus awareness gives us throughout our life called opportunities. Opportunities can either become problems or solutions, the latter resulting in Deus Purus. Therefore, mans purpose is to solve opportunities to achieve ultimate bliss.

Man that sins or is destructive strives for Diabolus In Habitu Simulato, or Devil in disguise. Like Deus Purus, it gives satisfaction of the highest quality etc. but this fulfilment is not harmonic and disrupts ones’ life. It is either harmful to oneself or others or lies in ignorance. Diabolus In Habitu Simulato is both a solution in the short term but a problem in the long term. It should be avoided, despite fulfilling two of the three criteria of Deus Purus.

- Lucas Angelo from his book "Awareness And The Harmonic Satisfaction Of Solutions"

Person A: "I'm going out drinking tonight again.."
Person B: "Oh god.. more diabolus in habitu simulato.."
Person A:"Yeah, well it's good for me, I am not hurting anyone and I'm not an alcoholic. Besides, studying for that useless degree is not gonna get you Deus Purus like you want, so why don't you dance with the devil abit more like me, eh?"
- example of deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

by physioglogy March 7, 2026

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025