A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.
Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!
by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021

To Jerk Off....
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by J03 Mem April 1, 2024

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby
by KingElfo September 24, 2021

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