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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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alashaye

Alashaye is everything you’ll ever need to make your hole filled; She is a lovable, caring, beautiful and the most courageous girl you’ll ever stumble upon. She cares for her family and will do anything to support them.
You hugged alashaye, damn your lucky
by Pony low March 15, 2019
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Alaskan potluck

Multiple men in multiple holes at once. Different dishes in different areas. Concoction of every STD.
Jenny went to an Alaskan potluck on spring break.
by Hehxcc March 15, 2019
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Alabastery

The dumb things white people (mostly the racist red-neck drunks) say and do thinking they can justify their stupidity by forming a union of other alabasters within their family.
"I wish Thanksgiving was in Flint, I get sick of holidays in Pasco County being ruined with alabastery and nonsense
by HatedByMany March 17, 2019
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Alaska royall

A girl who is really hot and all the boys want her aka the opposite of me
by Laken Wallace March 21, 2019
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Abbas

A cool person that is pretty lit and hypebeast. And is supa cool. And he has wierd hair and has airpods 24?
/7
abbas is rich
by john barbacue April 30, 2019
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Alaskan Slurp & Vurp

Fellatio brought to climax whereupon the active participant vomits with such force as to direct the ejaculate back through the recipient's urethra.
I came so hard that Jenny gave me an Alaskan slurp & vurp.
by Drletharga May 9, 2019
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