Absorption tower

Like Suck Tower İdk Penis used more for same meaning it is soğ in turkish

Oh my god a absorption tower I must Absorp it

by fişeQ October 24, 2019

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

absinthence

The practice of restraining oneself from indulging in something sinful or potentially harmful/dangerous (i.e., sex, drugs, etc.) unless one is totally plastered on strong liquor. Can also loosely refer to someone's publicly raving against alcohol-consumption, but then secretly "boozing it up big-time" when he's alone, like the hypocritical "King" in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

Gerald Strickland claimed to strongly disapprove of alcohol, yet as we saw in the "clandestine sipping" scene on Back To The Future 2, he was merely practicing absinthence.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Abstract art

Blowing a fat load onto a piece of paper and calling it “meaningful”

My girl and I felt creative the other night, so we made some abstract art

by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

Abstract Art

Blowing a fat load on a canvas and calling it “creativity”

My girl and I enjoy making abstract art in our spare time

by Imissmybrother March 1, 2020

Absolutelyjustmissthenetherlandsingeneral

Used when you were studying/living in the Netherlands, fell in love with it, but you had to leave.

Dude, it's been a year since I've been in Amsterdam. I just Absolutelyjustmissthenetherlandsingeneral.

by NGMoppee March 3, 2020