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Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
Tolstoys beard is in my potato saladgross
by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
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neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.
Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.
by spatialnate August 4, 2015
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Reddit-beard

Neckbeards on reddit. Often complain about stigmas of redditors being fat, socially inept, and, well, neckbearded.
"M'lady" -Reddit-beard
by The undead walking September 7, 2022
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Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.
by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015
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Ass beard

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
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Green Beard

In the context of Deep Rock Galactic

A rookie or otherwise novice dwarf who is new to mining.
Opposite of a Grey Beard, being a seasoned or experienced miner.
“How to go from green beard to grey beard driller deep rock galactic 2025!”
by Minecraft Muffin February 18, 2025
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Irish beard

When a man has a beard and goes down on a woman having her period and his beard is covered in blood
My wife works till I get credit where's my said she started her period And I told her I'm ready to make my Irish beard
by Mario Snowballs February 8, 2023
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