tochel 

Tochel v. (tow•kël) --A spooning threesome. Usually with one female in the middle of another female and a male.

"My wife and I are meeting our girlfriend this weekend. I can't wait to tochel with her. "

"Nikki was in the middle of our tochel last night"

tochel by Cupcrazy November 1, 2017

Toughest motherfucker on the planet 

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!

“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”

Toughest motherfucker on the planet by CallmePapa September 14, 2018

touchy feely orange peely 

Wise words said by a wise man

Fool: Master, thou art gaze upon me as a failure?

Wise Mastet: Doth thou not worry Fool, touchy feely orange peely.

Fool: 🍆

touchy feely orange peely by TomTitIsAShit November 19, 2019

Mitchy Touchdowns 

The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.

"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."

"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."

"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."

Mitchy Touchdowns by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014

iPod Touch 

The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.

Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.

iPod Touch by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018

tocuhe 

A compelte idiot, or jackass

Kyle is such a tocuhe

tocuhe by Amish Assassin October 9, 2008

Touch me not so near 

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

Touch me not so near by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009