The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.
"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."
"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
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"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."
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