Suicided

When an obvious assassination is covered up and ruled as a suicide.

"Jeffrey Epstein's death wasn't recorded because conveniently all the cameras were down and guards away from him. Its almost as if someone suicided him"

by anonymous April 21, 2021

business-suicide

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Suicide Grunt

That one Halo enemy whose only rival are the Jackal Snipers.

Suicide Grunt: *runs at the player with sticky grenades in each hand*

Player 1: "AAAHAHAHHAH!"
Suicide Grunt: *explodes*
Player 1: *dies*

by anonymous April 28, 2021

Suicide

When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts

Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?

by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021

Suicide

What people do when they want to stop the pain

Person 1: “Sally committed suicide!”
Person 2: “ok?” “Also who’s Sally?”

by Lilgurl3008 May 16, 2021

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.

by octacle August 21, 2024

Suicide Girl

An empowered alternative woman, usually goth or tattooed, who poses for nude photos to be displayed on the website Suicide Girls.

I find it empowering to know I can become a suicide girl and share my unique look to a very diverse audience by appearing on the SuicideGirls Website.

by Camraman24 November 20, 2024