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The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.
1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me
by subway572572 December 3, 2023
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Suicide

A genuine problem that not enough people take seriously now. Some people blatantly accuse suicidal people for seeking attention and when they actually do it, they move themselves out of the blame as if they had nothing to do with it.
suicide is a massive problem everyone overlooks
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
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Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.
Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.
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Suicide Sunday

The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.

Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?
by GenevaLyf January 29, 2022
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Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
by Asianisis October 29, 2019
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Suicide

"Hey, I see you are playing War Thunder."
"Yes, I am. And I want to commit suicide."
by Qbinho April 5, 2023
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