as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Samsung smart refrigerator

Women's breasts.

if she has large breasts she has a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator

Samsung smart refrigerator

"she had a fully stocked Samsung smart refrigerator.

by book1234567890 August 13, 2025

KCRW Smart

The kind of basic bitch level of intelligence and worldview that would land you as a KCRW listener. Technically speaking, you probably are above average intelligence but in reality you are predictable as fuck, having boring opinions, drink oatmilk matcha lattes and voted for Beto O'Rourke in 2020.

Sherry thinks she is so smart but she is really just KCRW smart.

by big-balls-420 November 7, 2025

junkyard smart fridge

This slang term refers to a second-hand smart fridge bought from a junkyard by a middle-class family who wants to experience owning a smart fridge but just cannot afford one. Once having arrived at the family's home, this smart fridge ends up (experience some kind bug causing it) having its date setting stuck on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Hence, the family can only eat from the smart fridge at night, at least for the first several days upon the arrival of the smart fridge.

When the Johnsons bought a junkyard smart fridge, they were excited to upgrade their kitchen, but little did they know it had a glitch that locked the date on Ramadan—so they could only raid it for snacks after sunset for the first few days!

by Emotional Cruiser November 11, 2025

Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

I used to be smart

When you say you’re smart in a previous year but happen to get grade 1 in every subject and don’t answer all questions

Lewis Smith “ I used to be smarttttt

Teacher “Grade 9”

by Charcoal/Bean November 10, 2018

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019