lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

2 cheesey's 2 sliders next

when you sit in the canteen and listen to the sweet sounds of a whale saying next

oi have a 2 cheesey's 2 sliders next in science

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

One cheek slider

When a person has underwear or under garments in their butt crack (wedgie), and does a leg lift motion to remove the under garments or underwear from the crevasse without hands. A leg motion such as upper outer quick motion, otherwise known as the swirl. This motion helps remove underwear or under garments with the utmost discretion from the butt crack. To be defined as a one cheek slider no hands or appendages will be involved during the removal of clothing material. The one cheek slider must only be performed while standing. Performing the one cheek slider while sitting can pose great risk due to material wedging itself further into the buttock crevasse causing injury or ulceration.

Woah! Did you just do the one cheek slider?

I was mesmerized by watching an elegant woman perform the one cheek slider with such poise and grace. I couldn't believe my eyes.

by Twigsntwoberries August 26, 2023

Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.

"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"

by r3dm4n May 23, 2024

Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.

I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider

by anonymous June 3, 2024

West Virginia slider

A female dropping a turd on your chest and it sliding off your chest.

I got the best West Virginia slider last night.

by RedRo3e March 9, 2025