Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
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That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
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Abbreviation is skats
Abbreviation is skats
"Aye man, let me get some Skattlers"
" sure, just dont take so many, last time you took like 50 skats"
" sure, just dont take so many, last time you took like 50 skats"
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