Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!

That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!

by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021

Skateberg

A skateboard made entirely of ice.

"Man, the ice sculpture contest got real this year! Someone made a functional skateberg!"

by Denvyr5 July 13, 2021

Skatiey

15 year old artist from south Africa, struggling but surely going to get there, almost being similar to king Von with the flow and Word play

Bro you heard skatiey?

Oh, yeah, from south Africa? Sbt?

by thato August 18, 2021

Skattlers

Another word for skittles; was the original name for skittles but the name got scrapped.
Abbreviation is skats

"Aye man, let me get some Skattlers"
" sure, just dont take so many, last time you took like 50 skats"

by Billy Yhompson September 19, 2021

.skatechqrs

Is an amazing fanpage she is very kind and cooler then you bye bitch🥰

I am absolutely not .skatechqrs!!!!!

by Not .skatechqrs October 3, 2021

.skatechqrs

Is an amazing fanpage she is very kind and coooooler then you bye bitch🥰

I am absolutely not .skatechqrs!!!!

by Not .skatechqrs October 3, 2021