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skatenerd 

Skatenerd is someone who knows a lot about skateboarding. Historical facts about the riders, videos, boards, t-shirt graphics and skate spots make up just a few of the things you will find a skatenerd talking about. Skatenerd’s are not afraid of their vast body of knowledge or the people who may mock them. They take pride in being a nerd and their friends rely on them for answers to the mysteries of skateboarding.
"Yo skatenerd, who was the first person to do an ollie?
skatenerd by Rusty Nelson May 22, 2006

skatebored

A terminal disease that renders you unable to skate. You can catch skatebored from many things, such as:
-bad weather
-broken skateboard
-injury
-school/work
-parents/significant other
-you're watching Law and Order
The best cure for skatebored depends on the cause. Many fight the disease by browsing ebay for skating merchandise or watching skating videos. In the case of an injury, you'll simply have to let your immune system stave off the disease.

Recent studies have shown that playing skate 2 can help to cure this horrendous illness. This is still in debate, though, and it is not yet known whether the video game fights the illness.

Don't get skatebored
Person 1: Hey, dude, wanna go skate that wallride today?
Person 2: I wish I could, but I'm skatebored.
Person 1: That sucks dude, I hope you get better.
skatebored by Shiggy499 April 10, 2009

skatergater

People who r obsessed with skateboarding. Also they think they are sooooo cool and awesome when there really just wannabe's .
Skateboarding again? Ur such a skatergater.
skatergater by rockstar4 July 13, 2010

skateser 

Someone who wears skates. Often used to describe a Rollerblader.

The term was created to distinguish the difference between Rollerbladers and Skaterboarders, since both are often referred to as "skaters".
Being a skateser is hard, man. People make fun of me for looking like a dork.
skateser by lovehandlemuffintop March 22, 2017

Skatergate 

(n.)- The fan controversy that surrounds a ska band changing their sound and moving away from the genre. Often seen as a betrayal by ska fans and usually engenders accusations of "selling out".
The No Doubt Skatergate controversy enters its seventy-first month as ska fans continue to demand a reinstatement of horns and guitar upstrokes into prominent positions within the band's sound. Frontwoman Gwen Stefani declined to comment.
Skatergate by Gnome Chomsky March 5, 2008

skatebetty 

an intense chick that is all over skateboarders' nutz
The skatebetty was all on my jock at the skatepark
skatebetty by da bearrrr February 24, 2009