bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.

Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.

by stolidity September 2, 2011

Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.

'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...

by biebs99 May 16, 2011

Recursively funded online shopping

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

by vinz666 May 31, 2012

shopping

the best activity ever invented. depending on the store you can get some great stuff. the prices of the stuff varies. you can buy clothes, makeup, cars, groceries, accesories, furniture etc!

i went shopping today and got some really cute outfits!

by only the coolest girl March 20, 2005

shoe shopping

Verb: To look for pussy.

To be used prior to "nice shoes"

We need to go shoe shopping at the bar.

by TomKVideo December 18, 2008

shopping cart

One proceeds to put themselves inside a shopping cart and has another push them into a bush,curb,tree, etc.

Made popular by the tv shows Viva La Bam and Jackass.

lonnie: how'd you get that bruise?
gus: i pulled a sick shopping cart last night.

by Andee K. December 1, 2007

shopulent

The phenomenon of increasingly opulent and ornate shopping centers (shop + opulent).

The Venetian Hotel's shopping concourse has a canal with gondoliers, frescoes, paintings and gold trim everywhere; it is utterly shopulent.

by churl March 20, 2006