A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
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Lauran: thank you bob I appreciate your steamy tool.
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Get the Huber rancher mug.A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.
Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
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