Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge penis.

Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.

Boy 2: I know, right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.

When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?

by Amy Jae August 25, 2019

Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!

The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...

by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018

Monster Jamm

Mixing a Monster Energy Drink and a Smirnoff Ice together

What are you drinking? A monster Jamm

by M0n5t3r for higher November 15, 2010

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

slude monster

A baby sludge monster.

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"

by Yui September 21, 2003

Sock monster

Sock monster (noun)

When u have a intense nut in a sock and you incubate it so it comes to life

Had the best nut last night, had to make it a sock monster

by Boi_person February 15, 2017