Monkey Rapist 

Someone who rapes monkeys

I rape monkeys, I’m a monkey rapist

Monkey Rapist by CoochCollector June 20, 2022

Monkey Salad 

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces

Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!

Monkey Salad by Big Cheeser 2000 September 7, 2022

Monkey fuck 

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome

Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around

Monkey fuck by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022

monkey status 

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

monkey status by augugu October 10, 2022

monkey rizz 

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

monkey rizz by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022

Monkey in Charge of the Bananas 

Being the one to deligate or the boss

I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas

Monkey in Charge of the Bananas by Wineguy69 January 15, 2023

monkey bastard in a cage 

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

monkey bastard in a cage by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023