Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010

Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009

Lobotomized

Ouch!

He was lobotomized. He didn't get a refund

by Suklaa September 1, 2019

lost

An incredibly overrated television show that people become obsessed over just because everyone else is.

"Hey man I got this crazy idea. Okay? So we take this polar bear, an animal native to frozen regions, and we put it on a tropical island!" ABC employee working on Lost.

That's not clever in the slightest bit, if anything, that's seriously retarded. That's the kind of shit you see on PAX.

by I_Hate_Lost November 24, 2006

Lost and Found

n. Term used to describe a bedside storage container for forgotten items left behind by others.

Gary, do you have a hair tie?" she asked. "Maybe, let's check the lost and found for something Judy might have left, babe."

by N73_BlugrasS February 22, 2011

Lobster Bib

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.

My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.

by Russell Crow 184 July 8, 2009

lost

get horny

Person 1: Dude, i just lost to marrisa.
Person 2: What's new?

by ohhotdamn! April 18, 2010