King Edward VI Grammar School

To summarise: What the fuk is King Edward VI Grammar School, all the teachers are sh1t, the students are all bangouts. But in Uganda kids wish they go to KEGS. But you gotta love Mr kail!!!!!!!

Nigerian Father: EH EH, If you do not eat all your jolloj, i will send you to King Edward VI Grammar School

Nigerian son swims to North Korea

King Edward VI Grammar School by nigerianprince420 February 18, 2018

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James

"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me by Oaju July 11, 2010

King coon

A king coon is there are four cocks in some bitches ass and then wile fucking she shits and the shit pushes through the cracks between the cocks

Hey man last night me and the boys king cooned a bitch for like 3 hours

King coon by King of the coons March 19, 2017

King of Hearts 

When two guys sit on each other's asses while penetrating each other looking opposite directions looking like a fucked up face card

"Bro you wanna be top or bottom?", Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1

King of Hearts by VidKami April 20, 2018

King Richard 

A clever way of saying a person (usually male) is a big dick when parents or coworkers are within earshot.

Woman to BFF on phone: I went out with Tommy last night and he acted like King Richard.

BFF: REALLY??? I thought he would be totally sweet!

Woman: Nope, a total King Richard. That was our first and LAST date!

King Richard by Abbie1969 March 14, 2009

king kong 

One major toke on a bong

"that is one King Kong hit m*tha f*cker

king kong by Angus May 20, 2004

King Arthur 

King Arthuring someone is to stab someone in the face with a penis useing the penis as excalaber.Usally a prank or insult

Timmy: Alex is a HO-MO Alex:Hey Timmy I wouldnt go to sleep tonight because im gunna KING ARTHUR you so good!Timmy:Dude not cool!

King Arthur by Jlynnb*tch July 24, 2009