The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.
He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.
Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.
Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.
Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.
by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021
Get the Billy bagsagger Johnsonmug. The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019
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