Bad google day

When you are trying to find something via google and is not there. No matter how hard you try, no matter how good of a googler you are. We all have bad google days.

"Hey can you link me again to that super cool article you sent couple months ago?"
"Sure"
"Thanks!"
"ahhhhhh i can't find the freaking article!!! i dont understand"
"It's ok, you're just having a bad google day"

by Lulanga August 21, 2011

Deepthroat Google

to search long and hard on google, or any type of search engine, to find exactly what you are looking for. In other words searching deep.

I had to deepthroat google to find the goddamn keygen for this program.

by iamconfused August 22, 2010

under-google

spelling variation of undergoogle

see subgoogle or undergoogle

by illbot July 2, 2005

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.

fuck google nigga

by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012