speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.

I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time

by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

doyoung’s girlfriend

Alee

Person A : do you know who is doyoung’s girlfriend?
Person B : obviously i do! it’s Alee!

by doyoungf February 16, 2021

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

Girlfriend> hockey

Don’t go to hockey so u can hang out w me

Well you know what they say girlfriend> hockey

by Philly cheese steak January 25, 2019

wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.

"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"

by wikipediagf April 16, 2023