German

Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.

Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.

by 637Neon April 12, 2021

Gerald De Cruz

omg look at that hunk

I really wish I was like Gerald De Cruz, he is just so big

by RustyTheBigGuy April 13, 2021

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.

The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.

by Uberdyke April 14, 2021

German Pickles

When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.

Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.

by unknowndefinitionguy April 15, 2021

German gas chamber

German gas chamber is a sexual act of a woman farting, while indulging in anal intercourse whit a man.

Hey man, last night this girl did a German gas chamber on me.

by Klowbye April 17, 2021

Germanese

The shorten version of German referring to the people of Germany

Germanese people are kind and open to international community

by lenient April 26, 2021

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021