douchbag 

Someone who sees the value of a system but decides to operate outside it for their own selfish reasons.

I ran from the cops and crashed my motorcycle into your yard man! I acted like SUCH a douchbag! (true story)

douchbag by drkull October 29, 2012

douchebaggery 

idiotic actions and/or thinking. See douchebag.

Your stupid behavior and ignorant, racist rants lead me to believe that your douchebaggery knows no bounds.

douchebaggery by RaTBoyfan December 22, 2008

douchbagish

An adjective
Used as a descriptor for something meeting the qualification of a 'douchbag'

That damn douchbagish car of mine decided to go and stop working today.

douchbagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007

Douchebachery 

Seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.

That guy Jeremy B. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.

Douchebachery by MotherTeresa415 June 13, 2010

douchebag

Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.

From popular culture:

John Denver (as seen on Southpark)
John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.

douchebag by Heidi Wicks December 27, 2007

douchebag

A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.

Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote!"

Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."

douchebag by mrbob1382487385 April 18, 2010

douchbaggery 

Ostentatious display of affectation in its most conspicuous form; haughtiness without any diminutive regard to others; Provoking others with a habitually pompous attitude or disposition.

I love Kanye West and the creative aspects he's contributing within the rap game..
I just don't endorse his douchbaggery.

douchbaggery by GFTPSTA July 1, 2011