douche bag
douche bag by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005
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Douche Canoe
Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
Douche Canoe by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010
douche tag
douche tag by UITrizzle March 26, 2009
Douche nugget
Guy 1: Man, that kid's a real douche nugget.
Guy 2: Yeah... look at his douchebag dad.. I'm sure his personality is already rubbing off on the poor kid.
Guy 2: Yeah... look at his douchebag dad.. I'm sure his personality is already rubbing off on the poor kid.
Douche nugget by ewilborn January 24, 2010
Douche Bag Syndrome
Although common to catch among the male species, females as well can catch douche bag syndrome(DBS). It is the condition where females are really attracted to or fondly in love with complete douche bags. Douche Bags can classify as guys that are never clean shaven such that they can almost form a beard, wear metal band hoodies, cares for no one but themselves, wears their cleanest dirty clothes, or Wangsta's etc...
Guy 1: Hey you see that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
Guy 2: Yea, and how did she end up with that rawnchy douche bag?
Guy1: I think she has a clear case of douche bag syndrome.
Douche Bag Syndrome by clean shaven nice guy May 26, 2010