Depression 

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

Depression by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Depression 

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

Depression by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

depression 

the feeling you get when playing minecraft and your girlfriend spawns in another guys house.

son :I have depression. mom: why. son: look at the screen mom: oh

depression by thetyperboi December 9, 2019

Depression 

It's the feeling you get when you drop your piece of toast and you stare down at it and then you have the urge of doing suicide. People think the only cure is drugs.

Person 1: *Drops toast*
Person 1: *Jumps off cliff*
Person 2: WHY DID HE KILL HIMSELF!?
Person 3: He had depression. Welcome to the 2nd millenium

Depression by READ THIS BOI December 17, 2019

depression 

its when you put on a happy face and go through life knowing that it's not really a gift but more a punishment you will see some people saying some pretty disturbing thing about it and its somewhat true as a person who has it myself I know what some of these things are talking about and some I feel my self too. its the feeling of knowing that some part of you is missing and its in a place that you will never find it will push you tell you can't take it no more and you just feel/say "why" you feel why keep going on only to suffer and then some think why don't I just end it. and the all you see when you open your eyes is a big black void and then there it is you have take your life.....

person1: depression is no joke
person2: well then i amj no joke

person1: well you need some help

depression by beyond the surface July 8, 2020

Moonlight Depression 

A purple drink created by some unknown person that is pretty much the opposite of Sunny Delight. Also can be called Moony D. May or may not have been the "purple stuff" in the fridge.

It's really dark outside and I am thirsty, I wish I had some Moonlight Depression

Moonlight Depression by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009

media depression 

when your tv, computer, stereo or any other appliance break down, and you have no money to buy a newspaper or magazine

antony: brian. why do you look so blue? brian: i have a serious media depression case. my computer, tv and stereo just broke down and i'm totally broke. so i can't even buy a magacine or newspaper.

media depression by george blind February 26, 2010